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For engineers, overthinkers and anyone who is still standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Left-chest Condemned Goods Co. brutalist concrete \"CG\" monogram with snapped rust rebar, \"Load-Bearing Anxiety\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: Large cross-section diagram: dead, live and emotional loads pressing on a concrete slab and a spalling column with a buckling rust rebar cage, six numbered callouts, a weed in the cracked footing and a \"Width: Not Enough\" dimension line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; disclosure\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCondemned Goods Co. · Urban decay and beautiful ruin — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Condemned Goods Co.","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":68096111837488,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":68096111870256,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":68096111903024,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":68096111935792,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":68096111968560,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":68096112001328,"sku":"B22-13-CC-PEPPER-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":68096112034096,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":68096112066864,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":68096112099632,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":68096112132400,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":68096112165168,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":68096112197936,"sku":"B22-13-CC-BLACK-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":68096112230704,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":68096112263472,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":68096112296240,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":68096112329008,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":68096112361776,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":68096112394544,"sku":"B22-13-BC-BLACK-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":68096112427312,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":68096112460080,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":68096112492848,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":68096112525616,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":68096112558384,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":68096112591152,"sku":"B22-13-BC-DARK-GREY-HEATHER-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/3134\/8528\/files\/b22-13-1.jpg?v=1792108558","url":"https:\/\/theelevateddesignsllc.com\/products\/condemned-goods-co-load-bearing-anxiety-tee","provider":"Elevated Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}