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Retired Now Dinking Pickleball T-Shirt, Full-Time Dinker Rocking Chair Tee, Retirement Pickleball Gift
$29.99
No alarm, no meetings, just open play. A retirement shirt for the new full-time dinker, with a porch rocking chair, a paddle and a cold drink waiting by the court.
Dink Society is our pickleball club line, made for the open-play regulars, ladder-league grinders and early-morning crews who keep the courts busy.
What you get
- Front: Left-chest type: "Retired" in bold navy, a coral rule, "Now Dinking" in coral script and "Open Play 8 AM"
- Back: Navy rocking chair with a ball on the cushion, a yellow paddle and a lemonade, over a "Full-Time Dinker" banner and "No alarm, no meetings, just open play"
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Dink Society · pickleball — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.