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A retro stove with a ball in the oven and a paddle leaning on the side, because the kitchen is seven feet of no-volley zone and everybody needs the reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDink Society is our pickleball club line, made for the open-play regulars, ladder-league grinders and early-morning crews who keep the courts busy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Full-front print: \"Stay Out\" in bold navy, a cream retro stove with a pickleball in the oven and a coral paddle, then \"of the Kitchen\" in puffy coral script and \"Seven feet of no-volley zone, respect the line\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: Small upper-back tag: \"Non-Volley Zone, Feet Behind the Line\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; disclosure\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDink Society · pickleball — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dink Society","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ S","offer_id":68095772492080,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ M","offer_id":68095772524848,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ L","offer_id":68095772557616,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":68095772590384,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095772623152,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095772655920,"sku":"B05-04-CC-IVORY-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ S","offer_id":68095772688688,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ M","offer_id":68095772721456,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ L","offer_id":68095772754224,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ XL","offer_id":68095772786992,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095772819760,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Chalky Mint \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095772852528,"sku":"B05-04-CC-CHALKY-MINT-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":68095772885296,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":68095772918064,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":68095772950832,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":68095772983600,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095773016368,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Soft Cream \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095773049136,"sku":"B05-04-BC-SOFT-CREAM-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ S","offer_id":68095773081904,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ M","offer_id":68095773114672,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ L","offer_id":68095773147440,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":68095773180208,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095773212976,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095773245744,"sku":"B05-04-BC-WHITE-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/3134\/8528\/files\/b05-04-1.jpg?v=1792107717","url":"https:\/\/theelevateddesignsllc.com\/products\/dink-society-stay-out-of-the-kitchen-tee","provider":"Elevated Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}