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A crane hook lifts a riveted safety-factor chart with typical design values, and one highlighted row nobody signed off on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Left-chest Factor of Safety Co. \"FS\" monogram held in equilibrium by four orange force arrows, \"Emotional FoS: 0.8\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: Large crane hook with a 2.0 load tag lifting a riveted \"Safety Factors\" chart (structural steel 2.0, bolted joints 3.0, pressure vessels 4.0, elevator cables 11.0, me, emotionally 0.8), with a drawing title block underneath\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; disclosure\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. 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