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Free Body Diagram T-Shirt, Funny Coffee Engineer Tee, Statics Physics Gift for Mechanical Engineers
$29.99
Six coffees, zero trays, one engineer who refused to make two trips. Here is the free body diagram: a drafting mannequin leaning back under a wobbling stack of cups, with weight, normal forces, the six-cup load and the moment your lower back is quietly carrying. Equilibrium, barely.
What you get
- Front: Left-chest coffee cup free body diagram with grip normal forces and m·g, "Free Body Diagram"
- Back: Large free body diagram of a wooden drafting mannequin carrying six stacked coffees, with orange force vectors (W, 6m_c·g, N1, N2, M_back), a moment-arm dimension, equilibrium equations and callouts like "Lid: not load rated"
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
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