White tee shown back and front: the back has a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics; the front has a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.

Laws of Thermodynamics T-Shirt, You Can't Win You Can't Break Even Tee, Funny Engineering Physics Gift

Comfort Colors 1717 / White / S
$29.99
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White tee shown back and front: the back has a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics; the front has a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.
  • White tee shown back and front: the back has a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics; the front has a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.
  • Back of a white Comfort Colors 1717 tee with the large Laws of Thermodynamics print: a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics.
  • Front of a white Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Laws of Thermodynamics artwork showing the hinged weights on the wheel, the Patent Denied stamp and the numbered laws.
  • White tee shown back and front: the back has a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics; the front has a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.
  • Back of a white Comfort Colors 1717 tee with the large Laws of Thermodynamics print: a blue perpetual motion wheel with an orange Patent Denied stamp above the four laws of thermodynamics.
  • Front of a white Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small perpetual motion wheel on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Laws of Thermodynamics artwork showing the hinged weights on the wheel, the Patent Denied stamp and the numbered laws.
Laws of Thermodynamics T-Shirt, You Can't Win You Can't Break Even Tee, Funny Engineering Physics Gift

Laws of Thermodynamics T-Shirt, You Can't Win You Can't Break Even Tee, Funny Engineering Physics Gift

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Zeroth: there is a game. First: you can't win. Second: you can't break even. Third: you can't quit the game. The four laws of thermodynamics in plain language, under a vintage overbalanced-wheel perpetual motion machine with a big orange PATENT DENIED stamp.

What you get

  • Front: Left-chest overbalanced wheel perpetual motion machine, "You Can't Win · ΔU = Q − W"
  • Back: Large overbalanced-wheel perpetual motion machine stamped "Patent Denied — Violates Laws 1 & 2", above the four laws of thermodynamics with their equations and a drawing title block
  • Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
  • Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Factor of Safety Co. · mechanical engineers — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.

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