Brats Not Stats Funny Shirt, Tailgate Game Day Tee, Comfort Colors Back Print Shirt, Gift for Game Day Crews

Doesn't know the third-down conversion rate, does know when the brats are done. For tailgaters who are here for the food.

What you get

• Front: small left-chest Fifth Quarter Tailgate logo (about 3.5 in wide)
• Back: large print (about 10.9 in wide): sizzling bratwursts on grill grates with onions and a mustard bottle, with "BRATS" and "NOT STATS" in chunky rounded 70s varsity letters, printed in faded stadium green, washed brick red, faded navy and mustard with a cracked, worn finish
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Fifth Quarter Tailgate · tailgating and college football saturdays — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.