No Wake Zone T-Shirt, Captain Off Duty Hammock Funny Boating Tee

Idle speed, no wake, do not disturb. The captain is off duty, asleep in a striped hammock strung between two dock pilings, hat over his face and a cold drink in hand. Hook & Hull is made for boat owners and the people who ride along: ramp regulars, sandbar crews, weekend captains and anyone who's ever said "one more hour."

What you get

• Front: Left-chest "No Wake Zone" sign reading "Captain Sleeping" over "Hook & Hull"
• Back: Large "No Wake Zone, Captain's off duty" with a captain napping in a striped hammock between dock pilings, and "Idle Speed · No Wake · Do Not Disturb"
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Hook and Hull · boat owners and boating life — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.