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Boat Ramp Rules T-Shirt, Funny Boat Launch Etiquette Sign with Pelican
$29.99
The unwritten rules of the boat ramp, finally written down. A public landing sign lists the four rules (prep in the lot, put the plug in, be quick, wave) while a pelican supervises from the top corner. Hook & Hull is made for boat owners and the people who ride along: ramp regulars, sandbar crews, weekend captains and anyone who's ever said "one more hour."
What you get
- Front: Small left-chest pelican on a piling over "Ramp Inspector"
- Back: Large boat landing sign titled "Ramp Rules" with four numbered rules, "Violators Will Be Filmed for the Internet" and a pelican perched on top
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Hook and Hull · boat owners and boating life — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.