Out of Gas Boat T-Shirt, Funny Fuel Gauge Not All Who Wander Boating Tee

"Not all who wander are lost. Some are out of gas." A big cream fuel gauge with its needle pegged on E sits under the punchline, with a note every boater has said: it said a quarter tank a minute ago. Hook & Hull is made for boat owners and the people who ride along: ramp regulars, sandbar crews, weekend captains and anyone who's ever said "one more hour."

What you get

• Front: Left-chest compass with "Mostly Not Lost" arched above and "Wandering Since the Ramp" below
• Back: Large headline "Not All Who Wander Are Lost, Some Are Out of Gas" over a vintage fuel gauge on empty, with "It said a quarter tank a minute ago."
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Hook and Hull · boat owners and boating life — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.