Select All Traffic Lights Shirt – Captcha Puzzle Grid Tee

For everyone who has failed to prove they're human three times before coffee. Does the pole count?

What you get

• Front: small left-chest Low Battery Social logo (about 3.5 in wide)
• Back: large print (about 10.7 in wide): minimal single-line drawing of a thin 3-by-3 grid with small traffic lights in a few squares and checkmarks, with "SELECT ALL / TRAFFIC LIGHTS" in small spaced-out caps, printed in ink navy with a battery red accent on the checkmarks
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Low Battery Social · millennial humor and tech fatigue — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.