Built 3x Stronger Than It Needs to Be T-Shirt, Over-Engineered Shelf Patent Tee, Funny Engineer Gift

Design load: one paperback. Factor of safety provided: 833. For the person who cannot hang a shelf without a truss, a cable stay and a backup column: a patent-style drawing of the most over-built bookshelf in history, with nine wall bolts, a Warren knee brace and a turnbuckle, holding exactly one 0.3 kg book (W = 2.9 N).

What you get

• Front: Left-chest triple-nut bolt icon with a red "×3", "Built 3× Stronger Than It Needs to Be"
• Back: "BUILT 3× STRONGER / THAN IT NEEDS TO BE" over a patent drawing of a shelf with a Warren-truss knee brace, 9 wall bolts, cable stay with a red turnbuckle and backup column holding one paperback (W = 2.9 N); Req'd F.S. 1.5, Provided 833, Status Adequate, Fig. 17
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

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