Engineer's Estimate 2 Weeks T-Shirt, Funny Gantt Chart Project Manager Tee, Engineering Deadline Joke

Every engineer's estimate is two weeks. It was two weeks in week one, and it is still two weeks in week thirteen. This back print is the project schedule that proves it: a Gantt chart on graph paper where every actual bar slides past its plan, "one small change" shows up in week 11, and the Time Remaining row says 2 WKS in every single column.

What you get

• Front: Left-chest mini Gantt chart with a red Today line and a "2 wks!" note, "Engineer's Estimate · 2 Weeks · Rev. 14"
• Back: Big "Engineer's Estimate: 2 Weeks" over a 14-week Gantt chart (Requirements, Design, Analysis, Prototype, Testing, "One Small Change", Documentation: TBD), a red TODAY line, a red-pencil "still 2 weeks. trust me." and "Fig. 2 — The Sliding Deadline"
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

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