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This back print is the project schedule that proves it: a Gantt chart on graph paper where every actual bar slides past its plan, \"one small change\" shows up in week 11, and the Time Remaining row says 2 WKS in every single column.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: Left-chest mini Gantt chart with a red Today line and a \"2 wks!\" note, \"Engineer's Estimate · 2 Weeks · Rev. 14\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: Big \"Engineer's Estimate: 2 Weeks\" over a 14-week Gantt chart (Requirements, Design, Analysis, Prototype, Testing, \"One Small Change\", Documentation: TBD), a red TODAY line, a red-pencil \"still 2 weeks. trust me.\" and \"Fig. 2 — The Sliding Deadline\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; disclosure\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. 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