Free Body Diagram T-Shirt, Funny Engineer Statics Tee, Caffeine Deadlines Physics Joke Gift

Draw the FBD first. Subject: one engineer, at rest (technically). Caffeine pushes up, deadlines pull down, scope creep and stakeholders push from both sides, and recurring meetings supply just enough moment to keep the whole thing balanced. ΣFx = 0, ΣFy = 0, ΣM = 0, barely.

What you get

• Front: Left-chest engineer block in a hard hat with four force arrows, "Free Body Diagram · ΣF = 0 (Barely)"
• Back: "FREE BODY DIAGRAM" of a hatched ENGINEER block in a hard hat with forces Caffeine, Deadlines, Scope Creep, Stakeholders and a blue Meetings moment, x-y axes, equilibrium equations with red checks and "barely", "Fig. 19"
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Over-Engineered Co. · engineers of every discipline — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.