Black tee shown back and front: back has a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can; front has a small Does It Move flowchart diamond.

Universal Repair Flowchart T-Shirt, Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil Tee, Funny Engineer Mechanic Gift

Comfort Colors 1717 / Black / S
$29.99
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Black tee shown back and front: back has a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can; front has a small Does It Move flowchart diamond.
  • Black tee shown back and front: back has a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can; front has a small Does It Move flowchart diamond.
  • Back of a black Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can.
  • Front of a black Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small Does It Move flowchart diamond on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Universal Repair Flowchart artwork showing the decision diamonds, tape roll, red oil can and the engineer's option box.
  • Black tee shown back and front: back has a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can; front has a small Does It Move flowchart diamond.
  • Back of a black Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a cream and yellow repair flowchart ending in Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil, with a tape roll and oil can.
  • Front of a black Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small Does It Move flowchart diamond on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Universal Repair Flowchart artwork showing the decision diamonds, tape roll, red oil can and the engineer's option box.
Universal Repair Flowchart T-Shirt, Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil Tee, Funny Engineer Mechanic Gift

Universal Repair Flowchart T-Shirt, Duct Tape and Penetrating Oil Tee, Funny Engineer Mechanic Gift

$29.99
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Does it move? Should it? Every repair in the known universe comes down to two questions and two answers: duct tape or penetrating oil. This is the official standard operating procedure, with an engineer's option for every branch: redesign the whole thing, 3× stronger, in six months.

What you get

  • Front: Left-chest "Does it move?" decision diamond splitting to TAPE and OIL, "Universal Repair Flowchart · SOP-001"
  • Back: Large flowchart: Start → Does it move? → Should it? → No Problem / Duct Tape / Penetrating Oil / No Problem, with a drawn tape roll and pump oil can, a red dashed "Engineer's Option: Redesign the whole thing. 3× stronger. 6 months." box and "Fig. 5"
  • Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
  • Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Over-Engineered Co. · engineers of every discipline — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.

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