Ivory tee shown back and front: field-guide plate of grappling injuries on the back, MAT BURN chest print on the front.

Funny Jiu Jitsu T-Shirt, Field Guide to Injuries of the Hobbyist Grappler BJJ Tee

Comfort Colors 1717 / Ivory / S
$29.99
Skip to product information
Ivory tee shown back and front: field-guide plate of grappling injuries on the back, MAT BURN chest print on the front.
  • Ivory tee shown back and front: field-guide plate of grappling injuries on the back, MAT BURN chest print on the front.
  • Back of an ivory Comfort Colors 1717 tee with four framed drawings: a taped toe, taped fingers, a cauliflower ear and a bandaged heart.
  • Front of an ivory Comfort Colors 1717 tee with MAT BURN in black over red scrape marks on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the field guide artwork: Fig. 1 toes, Fig. 2 fingers, Fig. 3 ears with a cauliflower for scale, Fig. 4 pride.
  • Ivory tee shown back and front: field-guide plate of grappling injuries on the back, MAT BURN chest print on the front.
  • Back of an ivory Comfort Colors 1717 tee with four framed drawings: a taped toe, taped fingers, a cauliflower ear and a bandaged heart.
  • Front of an ivory Comfort Colors 1717 tee with MAT BURN in black over red scrape marks on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the field guide artwork: Fig. 1 toes, Fig. 2 fingers, Fig. 3 ears with a cauliflower for scale, Fig. 4 pride.
Funny Jiu Jitsu T-Shirt, Field Guide to Injuries of the Hobbyist Grappler BJJ Tee

Funny Jiu Jitsu T-Shirt, Field Guide to Injuries of the Hobbyist Grappler BJJ Tee

$29.99
Style
Color
Size

A natural history plate for everyone who trains after work and limps into the office the next morning. Four specimens, properly labeled: the jammed toe, the buddy-taped fingers, the cauliflower ear (with a cauliflower for scale) and the bruised pride that heals by Tuesday.

What you get

  • Front: Left-chest MAT BURN in heavy black type over a red scrape, labeled Fig. 5 with the Latin "Abrasio tatami" and TAP CULTURE
  • Back: Field-guide plate titled A Field Guide to the Injuries of the Hobbyist Grappler, with four framed figures: taped toe, buddy-taped fingers, cauliflower ear and a bandaged heart, each with a mock-Latin name and a one-line note
  • Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
  • Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Tap Culture · Brazilian jiu-jitsu gyms and practitioners — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.

You may also like