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Lazy Guard Society BJJ T-Shirt, Funny Sloth Jiu Jitsu Tee, Pulling Since Forever
$29.99
A very relaxed sloth hangs from a black belt, eyes closed and smiling, with the motto of every guard player who would rather be on their back: Lazy Guard Society, pulling since forever. For the bottom-game specialist in every gym.
What you get
- Front: Black belt bar with a red rank bar and four stripes over "Lazy Guard Society" and TAP CULTURE, left chest
- Back: Sleepy sloth hanging by its claws from a black belt, with "Lazy Guard" in retro script, SOCIETY, "Pulling since forever" and "No passing. No rushing. No problem."
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Tap Culture · Brazilian jiu-jitsu gyms and practitioners — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.