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Torque \u0026amp; Tread is made for the people with grease under their nails: auto techs, diesel mechanics, shop owners, weekend wrenchers and everyone who has ever lost a 10mm socket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront: small left-chest speech bubble reading ASK ME with a sound wave, ABOUT YOUR NOISE and TORQUE \u0026amp; TREAD GARAGE below (about 4 in)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack: ASK ME ABOUT YOUR NOISE headline over a cream chart with columns You Say \/ Sounds Like \/ It's Probably: Clunk (sway bar link), Squeeee (brakes, last month), Whirrrr (wheel bearing or tires), Tick-tick (check your oil), (Silence) (it only does it at home), each with a drawn waveform, plus the Torque \u0026amp; Tread crest and \"Noise diagnostics dept.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eChoose your shirt\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in signal red, pump yellow, cream and oil blue for dark shirts: Comfort Colors in Pepper or Black, Bella+Canvas in Black or Navy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly by screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduction \u0026amp; disclosure\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTorque and Tread · mechanics and auto techs — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Torque and Tread","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":68095990694192,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":68095990726960,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":68095990759728,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":68095990792496,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095990825264,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095990858032,"sku":"B16-10-CC-PEPPER-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":68095990890800,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":68095990923568,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":68095990956336,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":68095990989104,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095991021872,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-2XL","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Comfort Colors 1717 \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095991054640,"sku":"B16-10-CC-BLACK-3XL","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":68095991087408,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":68095991120176,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":68095991152944,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":68095991185712,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095991218480,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095991251248,"sku":"B16-10-BC-BLACK-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":68095991284016,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-S","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":68095991316784,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-M","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":68095991349552,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-L","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":68095991382320,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-XL","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":68095991415088,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-2XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bella+Canvas 3001 \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":68095991447856,"sku":"B16-10-BC-NAVY-3XL","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/3134\/8528\/files\/b16-10-1.jpg?v=1792108265","url":"https:\/\/theelevateddesignsllc.com\/products\/torque-and-tread-ask-me-about-your-noise-tee","provider":"Elevated Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}