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Load-Bearing Anxiety T-Shirt, Exposed Rebar Structural Diagram Tee, Funny Engineer Streetwear
$29.99
A structural assessment of a crumbling concrete column that is somehow still holding everything up. The slab is "everything else," the column is "me," the spalling is "coping mechanisms, expired," and the rebar is holding up. Mostly. For engineers, overthinkers and anyone who is still standing.
What you get
- Front: Left-chest Condemned Goods Co. brutalist concrete "CG" monogram with snapped rust rebar, "Load-Bearing Anxiety"
- Back: Large cross-section diagram: dead, live and emotional loads pressing on a concrete slab and a spalling column with a buckling rust rebar cage, six numbered callouts, a weed in the cracked footing and a "Width: Not Enough" dimension line
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Condemned Goods Co. · Urban decay and beautiful ruin — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.