Blue Jean tee shown back and front: the back has a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate; the front has a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.

Statically Indeterminate And So Am I T-Shirt, Funny Structural Engineer Tee, Statics Beam Gift

Comfort Colors 1717 / Blue Jean / S
$29.99
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Blue Jean tee shown back and front: the back has a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate; the front has a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.
  • Blue Jean tee shown back and front: the back has a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate; the front has a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.
  • Back of a blue jean Comfort Colors 1717 tee with the large Statically Indeterminate And So Am I print: a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate.
  • Front of a blue jean Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Statically Indeterminate And So Am I artwork showing the distributed load arrows, the fixed wall hatching, the roller support and the reactions table.
  • Blue Jean tee shown back and front: the back has a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate; the front has a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.
  • Back of a blue jean Comfort Colors 1717 tee with the large Statically Indeterminate And So Am I print: a white propped cantilever beam with orange reaction arrows under the words Statically Indeterminate.
  • Front of a blue jean Comfort Colors 1717 tee with a small propped cantilever beam on the left chest.
  • Close-up of the Statically Indeterminate And So Am I artwork showing the distributed load arrows, the fixed wall hatching, the roller support and the reactions table.
Statically Indeterminate And So Am I T-Shirt, Funny Structural Engineer Tee, Statics Beam Gift

Statically Indeterminate And So Am I T-Shirt, Funny Structural Engineer Tee, Statics Beam Gift

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Four unknowns, three equations, zero decisions. A propped cantilever under a distributed load has one more reaction than statics can solve, which is also true of every group dinner. Where to eat, what to watch, when to leave, who's driving: still undecided.

What you get

  • Front: Left-chest propped cantilever with distributed load, fixed wall and roller, "Statically Indeterminate (And So Am I)"
  • Back: Large propped cantilever beam with a uniform load w, dashed elastic curve, orange reactions A_x, A_y, M_A and B_y, a table naming each unknown (where to eat, what to watch, when to leave, who's driving) and "1 degree of indecision"
  • Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

  • Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
  • Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Factor of Safety Co. · mechanical engineers — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.

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