Eight Limbs Would Help BJJ T-Shirt, Octopus Triangle Choke Tee, Ask Me About My Guard

A red octopus with a black belt tied around its middle locks up a perfect triangle with two of its eight arms, which is still not enough for most of us. For the flexible, the stubborn, and anyone who's ever fished for a triangle for a full round.

What you get

• Front: ASK ME ABOUT MY GUARD with a red underline, "(Actually, please don't.)" and a small TC seal, left chest
• Back: Woodblock-style red octopus with cream suckers and a black belt, two arms locked in a triangle, over EIGHT LIMBS WOULD HELP. and "Triangle choke, advanced edition"
• Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC

Choose your shirt

• Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
• Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)

Colors may vary slightly by screen.

Care

Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.

Production & disclosure

Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.

Tap Culture · Brazilian jiu-jitsu gyms and practitioners — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.