Ask Me About Your Noise T-Shirt, Funny Mechanic Car Noise Chart Tee, Auto Tech Gift
Every customer does the impression. This tee is the shop's translation chart: what you say, what it sounds like as a waveform, and what it probably is. It ends with silence, because it only does it at home. Torque & Tread is made for the people with grease under their nails: auto techs, diesel mechanics, shop owners, weekend wrenchers and everyone who has ever lost a 10mm socket.
What you get
- Front: small left-chest speech bubble reading ASK ME with a sound wave, ABOUT YOUR NOISE and TORQUE & TREAD GARAGE below (about 4 in)
- Back: ASK ME ABOUT YOUR NOISE headline over a cream chart with columns You Say / Sounds Like / It's Probably: Clunk (sway bar link), Squeeee (brakes, last month), Whirrrr (wheel bearing or tires), Tick-tick (check your oil), (Silence) (it only does it at home), each with a drawn waveform, plus the Torque & Tread crest and "Noise diagnostics dept."
- Printed with premium DTF transfers and heat-pressed by hand in Charleston, SC
Choose your shirt
- Comfort Colors 1717: heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed cotton, relaxed fit (S–3XL)
- Bella+Canvas 3001: lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume cotton, softer retail fit (S–3XL)
Printed in signal red, pump yellow, cream and oil blue for dark shirts: Comfort Colors in Pepper or Black, Bella+Canvas in Black or Navy.
Colors may vary slightly by screen.
Care
Wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low or hang dry, don't iron the print.
Production & disclosure
Designed by Elevated Designs LLC using digital design tools, with AI assistance. Printed and pressed to order in Charleston, SC.
Torque and Tread · mechanics and auto techs — designed by Elevated Designs and printed to order in Charleston, SC.